AM I LUCKY OR WHAT!?

The following email arrived in my email “Junk Folder,” but luckily, I read through it rather than instantly and carelessly discarding it. As soon as I finish here, sharing news of my good fortune with you, I will carefully follow the instructions sent by Mr. Mark John, UN Compensation Agency, by quickly contacting Rev. James Edward (and, oh! I’m ordained, and I know how utterly trustworthy people of the cloth are), who needs to know that I have successfully been contacted by Mr. John. I have, however, deliberately deleted a bit of the Reverend’s e-address . . .

because recently I listened to a 2-part seminar on “Who To Trust/What to Trust” and while, how could I not trust a representative of the UN Compensation Agency, I’m not sure how far this blog post travels in the world and, well, the 1.2 million resting presently in the Central Bank of West African States, is, well, you know, mine.

Is this not the most amazing news?

Someone asked, “Why are you a beneficiary?” and I have to say, “Who cares about why things happen when it benefits Me!” I’m so pleased to share news of my good fortune with you. Feel free, along with Mr. Mark John, to congratulate me.

The Email from Mr. Mark John:

“Attention to your approved payment!

I wish to inform you that your e-mail appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive United Nations Compensation fund $1.2 million and Central Bank of West African States has approved the fund for onward released to you via Visa ATM card which you will use to withdraw all the $1.2 million in any ATM machine in any part of the world. 

We have mandated the United Bank for Africa Benin to send you the ATM Card and PIN CODE which you will use to withdraw all your $1.2 Million in any ATM machine in any part of the world so please contact the Head of ATM Card Department of United Bank for Africa Benin as follows: E-mail address: edwardei3@gmail.com Contact person is Rev. James Edward please inform him that you received a message from the office of Mr. Mark John of the U N Compensation Agency instructing him to send you the ATM CARD and PIN CODE.

Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept our congratulations.

Mr. Mark John
UN Compensation Agency.”